dj-bsnow:

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

salty-cheeks:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

vengefulbarista:

The cast of The Lord of the Rings, everybody.

I tried to scroll past this…I really tried.

i didnt try. i was like reblog that shit right now!

asweetmiserysong:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

cutekisses:

lampsu:

have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them

obesitycore:

I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WANT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LET’S BE DUMB TOGETHER

wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

• people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
• i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
• people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
• i hate my voice
• i have something really mean to say
• i hate you
• i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me